[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - dc011819]


[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - dc011819]
January 18, 2019

“Servant, taste this for me. Many a rival would like me poisoned dead, and F.D.A. inspectors are working without pay.”


“Servant, taste this for me. Many a rival would like me poisoned dead, and F.D.A. inspectors are working without pay.”
January 17, 2019

[Cartoon January 16, 2019- January 16, 2019 - dc011619edit2]


[Cartoon January 16, 2019- January 16, 2019 - dc011619edit2]
January 16, 2019

“Wow, I wonder what the losing team got.”


“Wow, I wonder what the losing team got.”
January 15, 2019

[Cartoon January 14, 2019- January 14, 2019 - dc011419]


[Cartoon January 14, 2019- January 14, 2019 - dc011419]
January 14, 2019

[Cartoon January 11, 2019- January 11, 2019 - dc011119]


[Cartoon January 11, 2019- January 11, 2019 - dc011119]
January 11, 2019

“I’m just getting word now that we’ve received footage of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez eating a grape in the produce aisle of a Key Foods and then not buying any grapes.”


“I’m just getting word now that we’ve received footage of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez eating a grape in the produce aisle of a Key Foods and then not buying any grapes.”
January 10, 2019

[Cartoon January 9, 2019- January 9, 2019 - dc010919]


[Cartoon January 9, 2019- January 9, 2019 - dc010919]
January 9, 2019

“Next, we’ll tell you when the President’s speech is, so that you can avoid it.”


“Next, we’ll tell you when the President’s speech is, so that you can avoid it.”
January 8, 2019

[Cartoon January 7, 2019- January 7, 2019 - dc010719]


[Cartoon January 7, 2019- January 7, 2019 - dc010719]
January 7, 2019

“It’s not the ‘Bird Box’ challenge. I just can’t stand seeing the news anymore.”


“It’s not the ‘Bird Box’ challenge. I just can’t stand seeing the news anymore.”
January 4, 2019

“On your first day in Congress you either lobby someone or you get lobbied.”


“On your first day in Congress you either lobby someone or you get lobbied.”
January 3, 2019

“Screen time . . . screen time . . .”


“Screen time . . . screen time . . .”
January 18, 2019

“It was weird. He got on his knees and put this rock on my finger and asked me to spend the rest of my life with just him!”


“It was weird. He got on his knees and put this rock on my finger and asked me to spend the rest of my life with just him!”
January 17, 2019

“O.K., toss and turn and sigh so loud that I have to wake up and ask you what’s wrong.”


“O.K., toss and turn and sigh so loud that I have to wake up and ask you what’s wrong.”
January 17, 2019

“They might tell you that starting out down here is standard procedure, but it’s not.”


“They might tell you that starting out down here is standard procedure, but it’s not.”
January 17, 2019

“On second thought, let’s head downtown.”


“On second thought, let’s head downtown.”
January 18, 2019

[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22449]


[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22449]
January 18, 2019

“Oh, you’ve read it? I’ll just describe it to you as if you hadn’t.”


“Oh, you’ve read it? I’ll just describe it to you as if you hadn’t.”
January 18, 2019

[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22512-rd]


[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22512-rd]
January 18, 2019

[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22402]


[Cartoon January 18, 2019- January 18, 2019 - a22402]
January 18, 2019

“Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?”


“Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?”
January 18, 2019

“Don’t worry, boss, he ain’t gonna be takin’ his shoes off on an airplane no more.”


“Don’t worry, boss, he ain’t gonna be takin’ his shoes off on an airplane no more.”
January 18, 2019

“Aww!”


“Aww!”
January 18, 2019

“I went into teaching because I’ve always loved crazy parents.”


“I went into teaching because I’ve always loved crazy parents.”
January 18, 2019

[Cartoon January 17, 2019- January 17, 2019 - a21774]


[Cartoon January 17, 2019- January 17, 2019 - a21774]
January 17, 2019

“Great—now we have to get a new maid.”


“Great—now we have to get a new maid.”
January 17, 2019

“Should I use a coaster?”


“Should I use a coaster?”
January 17, 2019

“Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch.”


“Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch.”
January 17, 2019

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