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School Plans Special Graduation Ceremony For Student With Dying Mother
March 31, 2019
A high school in Virginia held a special graduation ceremony for a student who's mother was told she had only a week to live.
Abby attends Powhatan High School in Powhatan, VA. Her mother was diagnosed with stage four Esophageal Cancer three months ago.
On Monday, she was told she only has a week to live due to her kidneys failing.
Principal Mike Massa and a few teachers made sure that Abby's mother would see her graduate high school before she passed.
Abby's mother passed away the next morning.
"Thoughts and prayers for you and your family. Thank you [Principal Mike Massa], Ms. Baltimore and Mrs. Smith for arranging this special moment for the family," Powhatan County Public Schools Superintendent Eric Jones said.
Today's category: Military
The Wild Kid
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."View hundreds more jokes online.
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